Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,

when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,

did U understand the explination or 

would U like a demonstration?

A husband was asked:

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..

Whats the utility of a Condom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra...

What is the difference

What is the difference When

A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &

A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?

Ans:

The Girl Will Look

SEXY

&

The Boy

.

.

.

A CHURCH BELL! ;)

Judge: you want to divorce

Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? 

Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? 
 WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL. 

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.